Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
灵巧的，灵巧的:能以同样的技巧挑选右边的口袋或左边的口袋。
A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
我的喜剧每次都不一样。我不知道我在做什么。
Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.
像所有的年轻人一样，我开始想成为一个天才，但幸运的是，笑声打断了我。
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
有时候在最悲惨的情况下，会发生一些非常有趣的事情。
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
嗯，我和我妻子是在厕所里结婚的——这是一桩方便的婚姻!
You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel.
你可以帮我们一把，而不是像便秘的骆驼那样盯着太空发呆。
If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.
如果有时间带手电筒，那一定是在晚上。
The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
嘴是用来交流的，没有什么比亲吻更能表达感情了。
My website's kind of fun for me. I get to do drawings on that. It's kind of fun.
我的网站对我来说很有趣。我可以在上面画画。这很有趣。
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
我想买一个烛台，但店里没有。所以我得到了一个蛋糕。
Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the time of the murder.
凶杀案发生时，我梦里的目击者可以把我放在床上，让我睡着。
The world is a lot more fun when you approach it with an exuberant imperfection.
当你带着极大的不完美去接近这个世界时，它会变得有趣得多。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT
给此刻的你，一点向前的力量。
关于学习、善意与成长，读一句，再想一想。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。