There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine Through every unborn age, and undiscovered clime.

那里坐着圣人，吟游诗人，为数不多的几个，他们的天才照亮了每一个未出生的时代和未被发现的气候。

There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place.

到处都有这样的故事。在某个地方无聊到死基本上是一个有趣的命题。你要注意的是，你不能写一个关于一个无聊地方的无聊故事。

There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'

总有一篇文章说，“新事物是有趣的女人!”

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

男人追女人总是很有趣的。

There's never been anything funny about a woman dying for love.

女人为爱而死从来就没有什么好笑的。

There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth.

世界上只有一种天生的金发女郎。

There’s a name for devout people who worship reverence. Heretics.

有一个名字是用来称呼虔诚的人。异教徒。

There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.

月球上没有很多食物。除非你喜欢吃人。

There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.

没有一个活着的人是丑陋的。现在死人让我恶心。

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

他们必不至老去，像我们这馀剩的人，到年老的时候，也不厌烦他们。日落的时候，年岁将到，我们要追念他们。

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

他们谈论我喝酒，却从不考虑我口渴。

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

他们会说，这很有趣，但你不能在电视上那样做。

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

他们现在正在讨论禁止在一周内被十个人或更多的人使用的任何地方吸烟，我想，这意味着麦当娜甚至不能在床上吸烟。

They've said i want to direct pictures. I couldn't direct traffic.

他们说我想导演电影。我不能指挥交通。

Think on your toes, use what's around you, and come up with something organic and fun.

谨慎思考，利用身边的一切，想出一些有机的有趣的东西。