A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
The funniest people are the saddest once.
最滑稽的人也曾是最悲伤的人。
Technically available. Emotionally taken.
技术上可行的。情感上。
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
鸟儿打嗝时，味道一定很像虫子。
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
不是他死了就是我的表停了。
If I lost weight, I'd be two-dimensional!
如果我减肥了，我就变成二维的了!
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
年龄是感觉的问题，而不是岁月的问题。
Age, like distance, lends a double charm.
年龄和距离一样，具有双重魅力。
We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.
我们都是十岁以下的天才。
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
繁荣,粉碎。晚上,失败者。赢得,咄。
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
均衡饮食就是一手拿一块饼干。
Any man can lose his hat in a fairy wind.
任何人都可能在仙女的风中失去他的帽子。
Never take a blind date to a silent film.
千万不要带相亲对象去看无声电影。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。