Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

酒精可能是人类最大的敌人，但圣经说要爱你的敌人。

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

我所知道的只是我在报纸上看到的，这是我无知的一个借口。

All I know is that you love me...in my dreams.

我只知道你爱我…在我的梦想。

All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up.

我想做的就是写一些关于我虚构的有趣角色的歌。

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

人人生而平等。有些人只是吃了更多的代糖。

All men are equal before fish.

鱼面前人人平等。

All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.

我所有最好的朋友都是死人。总有一天我会弄清楚这是怎么发生的。

All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead.

所有的电子设备都是由白烟驱动的。当烟雾熄灭时，设备就会死亡。

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

所有这些笑话都预先被我认为是好笑的。

All women's dresses, in every age and country, are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the un-admitted desire to undress.

任何时代、任何国家的所有女性的服装，都只是承认的穿衣欲望和未承认的脱衣欲望之间永恒斗争的变体。

All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.

总的来说，你在喜剧中所拥有的只是你的直觉。你只能希望别人认为你认为有趣的就是有趣的。我不知道答案，但我试着向前走。

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

永远和永远是你应该永远记住永远不要使用的两个词。

Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head.

总是当面对别人好。然后当他们转身时，痛骂他们的后脑勺。

Always drink upstream from the herd.

总是从牛群上游喝水。

Always, however brutal an age may actually have been, its style transmits its music only.

无论一个时代有多么残酷，它的风格总是只传达它的音乐。