An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are hopeful of achievement, resolute in avoidance, thinking that Mammon shall never put a bit in their mouths and get astride their backs, but rather that Mammon, if they have anything to.

在这个年龄，许多人并不十分平凡——他们对成就充满希望，坚决地回避，认为财富永远不会进入他们的嘴里，永远不会骑在他们的背上，而应该是财富，如果他们有什么需要的话。

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

考古学家是女人能拥有的最好的丈夫。她年纪越大，他对她越感兴趣。

An arrogant laughs at repentance.

骄傲人因后悔而笑。

And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me.

我喜欢把我的一切都保留下来。这是一个有趣的小游戏，它是一个滑坡。我总是对自己说，我永远不会放弃任何东西，因为对我来说，没有任何意义或好处。

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there is a God, Or something very like him.

几乎每一个人，当年老、疾病或悲伤袭击他时，都倾向于认为有一个上帝，或有一些非常像他的东西。

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

如果我能通过改变自己的意识来参与其中，那么其他人的意识，我很乐意去做。

And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world.

在这里，我们的责任不仅是思考一个时期，或几个人的生命，或世界上一个正在逝去的时代。

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

下次你想通过伤害自己来引起我的注意时，只要记住一句甜言蜜语就能创造奇迹。

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

记住，这也很有趣，因为与悲伤相伴的是快乐。

And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.

因此大学教育主要工作的古老的方法把附近的很多年轻人很多的书籍,希望能通过从一个到另一端,而实际的年轻人把自己附近的旅馆和酒馆完全相同的原因。

And what's a life? - a weary pilgrimage, Whose glory in one day doth fill the stage With childhood, manhood, and decrepit age.

什么是生活?——这是一次令人厌倦的朝圣之旅，它的光荣在一天之内就会使舞台充满童年、成年和衰老。

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

当你独自一人的时候，很有可能你是这个星球上唯一一个觉得这很有趣的人，而你却没有办法发现。

And you are going to close the gates, because I told you to close the gates.

你要关上门，因为我告诉过你要关上门。

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

任何女孩都可以魅力四射。你所要做的就是站着不动，看起来很傻。

Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.

任何一个好色的傻瓜都可以爱一百万个女人，但只有真正的男人可以爱一个克隆了一百万次的女人。