I am against marriage, and I don't give a fig for society.

我反对婚姻，也不在乎社会。

I am marrying her because I love her.

我娶她是因为我爱她。

I am not against hasty marriages, where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income.

我不反对草率结婚，因为在那里，双方的激情都是由充足的收入所煽起的。

I believe that marriage isn't, between a man & woman; but between love & love.

我相信婚姻不是一男一女之间的;而是在爱与爱之间。

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

我选择我的妻子，就像她选择她的结婚礼服一样，因为她的品质很耐穿。

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event.

我不懂潮流。我为特定的婚礼或活动做蛋糕。

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

我对没有婚姻或什么都不知道。我从没参加过婚礼。

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

我想我妻子不太喜欢我，当我心脏病发作时，她给救护车写了封信。

I got married really fast and really young.

我结婚很快，也很年轻。

I guess I just don't have a talent for it, some women just aren't the marrying kind - or anyway, not the permanent marrying kind, and I'm one of them.

我想我只是没有结婚的天赋，有些女人就是不适合结婚——或者无论如何，不适合永久结婚，而我就是其中之一。

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

我想我只是感觉很糟糕，我仍然在进行糟糕的约会，而我现在应该已经有一段糟糕的婚姻了。

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

我有很大的希望，我们会像从未结过婚一样相爱一辈子。

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

我已经知道，只有两件事是必要的，以保持一个人的妻子快乐。首先，让她认为她有她自己的方式。第二，让她拥有它。

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

我嫁给了我吻过的第一个男人。当我告诉我的孩子们这些时，他们几乎要吐了。

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

我真的把我所有的结婚照都放在我的网站上了。我向你发誓，我的结婚照和我的比基尼照一样被下载了。