If a cat wants to eat her kittens, she'll say that they look like mice.

如果一只猫想吃她的小猫，她会说它们看起来像老鼠。

If a fool has a lot of grease he will wipe it on his beard.

如果一个傻瓜有很多油脂，他会把它抹在胡子上。

If a stone falls on an egg, it is bad for the egg; if an egg falls onto a stone, it is still bad for the egg.

石头掉在鸡蛋上，对鸡蛋是有害的;如果鸡蛋掉在石头上，对鸡蛋仍然是有害的。

If everything that came from your tongue were to come into your hands, then every beggar would be a pasha.

如果你舌头上的东西都落到你手里，那么每个乞丐都将是一个帕夏。

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

如果说雄辩是银，那么倾听就是金。

If the bald man knew a remedy he would rub it on his own head.

如果秃头男人知道一种治疗方法，他会把它擦在自己的头上。

If the lady of the house breaks something it is an unfortunate accident; if the servant does, then it is a terrible disaster.

如果女主人打碎了什么东西，那是不幸的事故;如果仆人这样做了，那将是一场可怕的灾难。

If the place you have arrived at is blind, blink your eye.

如果你到达的地方是盲人，请眨眼。

If the wind does not blow, the leaves do not move.

如果风不吹，树叶就不会动。

If the world is flooded, it will be easy for the duck.

如果世界被洪水淹没，鸭子就会很容易。

If they say there is a wedding in the sky, women would try to put up a ladder.

如果他们说天上有婚礼，女人就会爬上梯子。

If you do not know what to say, say what your elders said.

你若不知道该说什么，就照长辈的话说。

If you fall in a river hang on to a snake.

如果你掉进河里，抓住一条蛇。

If you look for a faultless woman, you will remain a bachelor.

如果你想找一个完美的女人，你还是单身。

If you search for a faultless woman, you will remain a bachelor.

如果你寻找一个完美的女人，你仍然是一个单身汉。