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I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.

  • -- Jensen Ackles 詹森·阿克尔斯

我不是温文尔雅先生。我只是一个普通的男孩，到处闲逛，搞恶作剧，说笑话。听起来不太热。

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All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

所有的女人，从最高到最低的爱情笑话;困难在于知道他们如何选择剪掉;谁也不知道这一点，但是，就像我们在战场上对待炮兵一样，我们要不断地尝试，举起或放下他们的马裤，直到我们击中目标。

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There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.

在喜剧中有一种光荣的自由感，只要允许自己讲笑话，允许自己打断自己，讲我编的或没有编的古老的非洲民间故事，以及牙买加故事。

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Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality.

道德束缚人，使人盲目。它让我们成为团队……但这却使我们对客观现实视而不见。

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

像所有犯了变老错误的人一样，我每天从咖啡和讣告开始。

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Overcome the notion that we must be regular. It robs you of the chance to be extraordinary.

克服我们必须循规蹈矩的观念。它剥夺了你出人头地的机会。

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I'm just a regular person who believes life is simple, and I like a simple life.

我只是一个相信生活简单的普通人，我喜欢简单的生活。

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Handle the pudding while it's hot.

趁热处理布丁。

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I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

我想说我画的大多是辣妹。

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