The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

  • -- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

离婚和合法分居的区别在于,合法分居让丈夫有时间隐藏他的钱。

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I didn't want to stay in the Stones, and be stuck in a position having to play a music I didn't like anymore and that restricted me from doing all the others things I'm interested in because of time.

我不想呆在石头里,被困在一个必须演奏我不喜欢的音乐的位置上,这限制了我做所有其他我感兴趣的事情,因为时间。

During this time I had the singular good fortune of being able to discuss the problem constantly with Einstein. Some experiments done at Einstein's suggestion yielded no decisively new result.

在这段时间里,我有幸能够不断地与爱因斯坦讨论这个问题。按照爱因斯坦的建议所做的一些实验并没有产生决定性的新结果。

As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don't know what tomorrow's going to bring.

就我的离婚而言,我爱我的家庭,我爱我的妻子到死,我只是不知道明天会发生什么。

So I've never found there was any particular separation between the two cultures at all, musically speaking.

所以我从来没有发现这两种文化之间有任何特别的分离,从音乐的角度来说。

I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.

我不认为餐费有任何理由扣除。我赞成把卡路里和公司分开。

Men and women want to do a good job, and if they are provided the proper environment, they will do so.

男人和女人都想把工作做好,如果给他们提供合适的环境,他们就会这么做。

With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works.

和男人在一起时,他可以理智而不做作,但当他要取悦女人时,他的每一个特征都会奏效。

I come from divorce. I'm only doing marriage once. It's not a game for me.

我离婚了。我只结过一次婚。这不是我的游戏。