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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

  • -- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

离婚和合法分居的区别在于，合法分居让丈夫有时间隐藏他的钱。

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Why are not more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books are not in everybody's reach; and though it is better to know them thoroughly than to know them only here and there, yet it is a good work to give a little to those who have not the time nor means to get more.

为什么我们伟大作家的作品没有更多地散布在全国各地?伟大的书不是每个人都能得到的;虽然全面地了解他们比只在这里和那里了解他们要好，但是给那些没有时间也没有办法得到更多的人一点帮助是一件好事。

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You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever.

你可以解雇你的秘书，与你的配偶离婚，抛弃你的孩子。但他们永远是你的合作者。

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I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.

我不认为餐费有任何理由扣除。我赞成把卡路里和公司分开。

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The woman who can't influence her husband to vote the way she wants ought to be ashamed of herself.

不能影响丈夫按照她的意愿投票的女人应该为自己感到羞耻。

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Something like a divorce does change you, but children change you more, and now I've had three.

离婚确实会改变你，但孩子对你的影响更大，现在我已经有三个孩子了。

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

男人不应该结婚，除非他学过解剖学，解剖过至少一个女人。

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Beware of time because it has the answers.

当心时间，因为它有答案。

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