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Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

  • -- Ray Romano 雷罗马诺

每当我走出高尔夫球场，我都感谢上帝，我能讲笑话。感谢上帝，我在某方面很在行。

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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.

我的笑话，其实并不是笑话，有两场巡演，一场是表现出色的专辑巡演，另一场是表现出色的专辑巡演。

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Whenever there is a big game and people don't think I can do it, I always play my hardest, and now it has become a part of me.

每当有一场重要的比赛，人们认为我做不到，我总是尽我最大的努力，现在它已经成为我的一部分。

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

每当你发现自己站在大多数人一边时，就是停下来反思的时候了。

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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

当你拿不准的时候，就开个鸡巴的玩笑。

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