Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

  • -- Ray Romano 雷罗马诺

每当我走出高尔夫球场,我都感谢上帝,我能讲笑话。感谢上帝,我在某方面很在行。

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You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

如果你愿意,你可以自己读康德;但是你必须和别人分享一个笑话。

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

事实上,如果你在大学学习,这曾经是个笑话。

Whenever there is fear, you will get wrong figures.

只要有恐惧,你就会得到错误的数字。