Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

  • -- Ray Romano 雷罗马诺

每当我走出高尔夫球场,我都感谢上帝,我能讲笑话。感谢上帝,我在某方面很在行。

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Whenever I write about motherhood - and I write about it a lot - I am drawing on my experiences as a mother and also my experiences as a daughter.

每当我写关于母亲的事情时——我经常写——我都在利用我作为母亲的经历和我作为女儿的经历。

Whenever I do a book, I'm usually guided by a question or something that I'm trying to tease out.

每当我写一本书的时候,我通常会被一个问题或一些我试图梳理出来的东西所引导。

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

幽默总是建立在一点点事实的基础上。你听过关于岳父的笑话吗?

A poor joke must invent its own laughter.

拙劣的笑话必须自创笑料。