I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

  • -- Paula Poundstone 庞德斯通

我以前讲过很多笑话,以后还会讲,但是晚上我最喜欢的部分是和观众聊天。

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I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.

出于很多原因,我对政治事务非常谨慎。其中一个重要的问题是,它们的保质期不是很长,而且这个笑话很快就成了老新闻。

There are times when i wish certain people could read my thoughts. So they'll know what i'm scared to say.

有时候我希望某些人能读懂我的想法。这样他们就知道我害怕说什么了。

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

你可以一直愚弄一些人,而这些人正是你想要关注的。

A poor joke must invent its own laughter.

拙劣的笑话必须自创笑料。