Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

穿耳洞的男人为结婚做了更好的准备——他们经历过痛苦,也买过珠宝。

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I know what the important things are in life. I know that just because I pretend to be someone else for two hours on the silver screen doesn't make me a better person than the next man. So, I mind all those things. Simple things.

我知道生命中最重要的是什么。我知道,仅仅因为我在银幕上假扮了两个小时的别人,并不能让我成为比别人更好的人。所以,我介意这些。简单的事情。

Men who are not given any voice in this because of the secret nature of the courts, what they're left with is dressing up ridiculously, but at least using humour to try and draw attention to their kids.

由于法院的秘密性质,男性在这方面没有发言权,他们只剩下可笑的打扮,但至少用幽默来吸引孩子们的注意力。

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

他们现在正在讨论禁止在一周内被十个人或更多的人使用的任何地方吸烟,我想,这意味着麦当娜甚至不能在床上吸烟。

Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.

男人进入当地政界完全是因为婚姻不幸福。

The more pictures you see, the better you are as a photographer.

你看到的照片越多,你就越擅长摄影。

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.

婚姻,一个没有任何东西是免费的,只有入口的市场。