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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

  • -- Quentin Crisp 昆汀·奎斯普

根本没有必要做任何家务。头四年过去了，情况并没有变得更糟。

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Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.

不幸的是，好的管理有点像氧气——它是看不见的，直到它消失你才会注意到它的存在，然后你会后悔。

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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

家务劳动是唯一一项男人可以一直不称职的活动，因为人们认为他们在其他方面都很能干。

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

我的厨艺太差了，我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

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love all ...but don't allow all to love you..

爱所有…但不要让所有人都爱你。

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