There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

  • -- Quentin Crisp 昆汀·奎斯普

根本没有必要做任何家务。头四年过去了,情况并没有变得更糟。

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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

家务劳动是唯一一项男人可以一直不称职的活动,因为人们认为他们在其他方面都很能干。

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.

幽默是当我们比以往更快更直接地被告知真相时所发生的事情。

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

我的厨艺太差了,我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

经济学作为经济学家就业的一种形式是非常有用的。