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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

  • -- Elayne Boosler 艾兰恩·布斯勒

我从来没有结过婚，但是我告诉人们我离婚了，这样他们就不会认为我有什么问题。

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As a planning board commissioner, I have to review the applications for development throughout the city, and the bulk of those applications have been for the waterfront. I think the progress the waterfront has made is amazing.

作为规划委员会委员，我必须检讨整个城市的发展申请，而大部分申请都是有关海傍的。我认为海滨的进步是惊人的。

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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

我认识许多已婚男人，甚至认识一些幸福的已婚男人，但我不认识一个人，他会在第一个露头的煤坑里，追着第一个向他抛媚眼的漂亮姑娘跑。

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

离婚就像被麦克的卡车撞了一样。如果你经历了这一切，你就会开始非常仔细地观察左右两边。

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And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.

在婚姻中，你不能试图去结婚。你结婚了还是没结婚…就我而言。

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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

仅仅因为不爱一个男人就离婚，几乎和仅仅因为爱一个男人就结婚一样愚蠢。

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It's later than it's ever been.

现在比以往任何时候都晚。

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