I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

  • -- Elayne Boosler 艾兰恩·布斯勒

我从来没有结过婚,但是我告诉人们我离婚了,这样他们就不会认为我有什么问题。

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

离婚就像被麦克的卡车撞了一样。如果你经历了这一切,你就会开始非常仔细地观察左右两边。

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

恺撒本可以迎娶埃及艳后克利奥帕特拉,但他在家里却有一个妻子。有些事情总是要发生的。

I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.

我只是喜欢从自己的不幸中解脱出来。

It's all been satirized for your protection.

这一切都是讽刺你的保护。

I've been loving music all my life.

我一生都热爱音乐。