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I am amused by cricket because it seems to take longer than baseball and I like that. It seems like a sport I could have made up it - it takes several days to play and everyone wears sweaters. I can't confess to knowing what's going on at all.

我对板球很感兴趣，因为它似乎比棒球耗时更长，我喜欢这样。这似乎是一项我可以编出来的运动——它需要几天的时间来玩，而且每个人都穿毛衣。我不能承认我完全知道发生了什么事。

— John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼