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Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

  • -- Ambrose Bierce 比尔斯

绘画,n。字体保护平坦表面不受天气影响，并将其暴露给评论家的艺术。

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In the early days, I had very little idea about arrangements, and I wrote songs a little flat, as it were, just on an acoustic guitar. They didn't really have quite enough nuance.

在早期，我对编曲几乎一无所知，我用一把原声吉他写了一些有点平淡的歌曲。他们没有足够的细微差别。

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I think I am a complete player. I can play well on all the surfaces. For me, the clay might be easiest, but I am not a specialist on clay.

我认为我是一个完整的球员。我能在所有的场地上都打得很好。对我来说，粘土可能是最简单的，但我不是粘土方面的专家。

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My role is not to choose between safeguarding the economy and protecting the environment - it's about doing both.

我的职责不是在保护经济和保护环境之间做出选择——而是两者兼顾。

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You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.

你可以把钱堆到天花板上，但你葬礼的规模仍将取决于天气。

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A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.

批评家是那些从来没有真正上过战场，但后来出来射杀伤员的人。

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Are you laboring under the impression that I read these memoranda of yours? I can't even lift them.

我读了你写的这些备忘录，你是否有这样的印象?我甚至都举不起来。

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He behaved like an ostrich and put his head in the sand, thereby exposing his thinking parts.

他表现得像一只鸵鸟，把头埋在沙子里，露出了他的思考部分。

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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

老朋友的好处之一就是你可以和他们一起做傻事。

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I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

我从来没有遇到过这样的人，当他们还是个孩子的时候，我想长大后成为一名评论家。

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Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.

画画在你不知道怎么画的时候很容易，但是当你知道怎么画的时候就很难了。

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When we are flat on our backs there is no way to look but up.

当我们平躺着的时候，除了抬头，没有别的办法。

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I am more a friend of art than a producer of painting.

与其说我是绘画的制作者，不如说我是艺术的朋友。

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I love cold weather.

我喜欢寒冷的天气。

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