Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

基本上我的妻子是不成熟的。我在家里洗澡,她进来把我的船弄沉。

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Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

任何一个聪明的女人,只要读了婚姻契约,然后付诸行动,她就应该承担所有的后果。

I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me.

我知道这可能很危险,但我喜欢赛车。我担心我的妻子,但她知道这对我很重要。

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.

首先要完全征服你自己,然后你就可以很容易地管理你的妻子了。

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

她结过很多次婚,脸上都有白纹。

Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal.

不成熟的艺术家模仿。成熟的艺术家偷窃。