Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

基本上我的妻子是不成熟的。我在家里洗澡,她进来把我的船弄沉。

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I'm from a big family - I'm the youngest of seven - and my wife is one of four. So we always wanted a lot of kids. It's what we're used to, and for us it's what life is all about.

我来自一个大家庭——我是七个孩子中最小的——我的妻子是四个孩子中的一个。所以我们一直想要很多孩子。这是我们所习惯的,对我们来说这就是生活的全部。

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

婚姻是这样一种联盟:一个男人关着窗户睡不着,一个女人开着窗户睡不着。

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

不爱妻不爱子的,就在家里养母狮,筑窝哀愁。

I'd love to have children, and I think marriage is great, I really do.

我想要孩子,我觉得婚姻很棒,真的。

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

你只能年轻一次,但你可以永远不成熟。

Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal.

不成熟的艺术家模仿。成熟的艺术家偷窃。