Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

  • -- Flip Wilson 菲利普威尔逊

康复卡变得如此幽默,如果你没有生病,你就错过了一半的乐趣。

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We all have times when we go home at night and pull out our hair and feel misunderstood and lonely and like we're falling. I think the brain is such that there is always going to be something missing.

我们都有过这样的经历:晚上回到家,拔下头发,感到被误解、孤独,就像在坠落。我认为大脑总是会缺失一些东西。

When you're really close to someone, they can make fun of you a lot and get away with it. But they sort of poke you in all of the right places.

当你和某人很亲密的时候,他们会取笑你很多,然后侥幸逃脱。但是他们会把你放在正确的位置。

There is a major ingredient missing from our perception of how changes are brought about; that ingredient is power.

我们对变化是如何产生的认识中缺少一个主要的成分;那就是力量。

When it ceases to be fun, I'll stop and just stay in my restaurants.

当它不再有趣时,我就会停下来,呆在我的餐馆里。

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

注意:要认真考虑成为一个酒鬼。