A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humorous
Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.
我还穿着制服吗?那我还没退休。
Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.
记住,你是独一无二的。其他人也是如此。
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
不要诱惑我。我自己能找到。
I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life.
我一直试图探索生活中幽默的一面。
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
注意:要认真考虑成为一个酒鬼。
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
如果一切都朝着你的方向来，你就走错路了。
As a purely mathematical fact, people who sleep less live more.
作为一个纯粹的数学事实，睡眠少的人活得更久。
If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
如果是二对一，确保你不是那个人。
Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.
既然我们要赞美死者，就让我们趁他们还活着的时候把他们打倒吧。
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
文学学者不能通过书店，正如酒鬼不能通过酒吧一样。
Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
接受这样的事实:有时候你是一只虫子，有时候你会成为挡风玻璃。
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
当你知道所有的答案，但没有人费心问你问题时，这是令人沮丧的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.
我的父亲是一个非常机智、讽刺、冷漠、幽默的人，而我的母亲非常愚蠢，而且这个家庭的那一面非常具有音乐性。
Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?asked Jace. It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath. As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome,said Simon. I knew we should have left you a rat.
你还记得在旅馆时你答应过我，如果我们还活着，你会穿上护士的衣服给我洗个海绵澡吗?肯锡问道。 是西蒙答应给你洗海绵澡的。 “等我一站起来，帅哥，”西蒙说。 我就知道我们应该留给你一只老鼠。
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
康复卡变得如此幽默，如果你没有生病，你就错过了一半的乐趣。
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
我想不出还有什么比幽默地听天由命更能使人宽心的了。