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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我有一个朋友是小丑。他死后，他所有的朋友都乘一辆车去参加了葬礼。

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My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

我的父亲总是想成为每一个葬礼上的死尸，每一个婚礼上的新娘，每一个洗礼仪式上的婴儿。

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At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person.

在这一点上，如果我要对自己进行心理分析，我不得不说我是一个小丑，巧妙地伪装成一个普通人。

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People like eccentrics. Therefore they will leave me alone, saying that I am a mad clown.

人们喜欢古怪的人。所以他们会离开我，说我是一个疯狂的小丑。

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Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

说“对不起”和说“我道歉”是一样的。“除了在葬礼上。

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My whole life sort of ended when my mom died.

当我妈妈去世的时候，我的一生也就结束了。

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My son has died of AIDS.

我儿子死于艾滋病。

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