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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我有一个朋友是小丑。他死后，他所有的朋友都乘一辆车去参加了葬礼。

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Most of me was glad when my mother died. She was a handful, but not in a cute, festive way. More in a life-threatening way, that had caused me a long time ago to give up all hope of ever feeling good about having had her as a mother.

母亲去世时，我大多数人都很高兴。她是一个棘手的人，但不是可爱的，节日的方式。更要命的是，这在很久以前就使我放弃了对拥有她这个母亲而感到高兴的一切希望。

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Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

当然，我可以做得不一样……把我的小丑放在壁橱里，穿上整齐的衣服。我可以牺牲我的灵魂，吞噬我的灵魂。

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My grandfather started his autobiography before he died; he never finished it. I would like to finish his autobiography because I finished mine.

我祖父在去世前就开始写自传;他从未完成它。我想写完他的自传，因为我也写完了我的。

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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

这么多人来参加他的葬礼，是因为他们想确认他已经死了。

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A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor.

多次处决败坏国王的名声，正如多次葬礼败坏医生的名声一样。

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