I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

有人请我讲几句关于我丈夫方的事。又短又便宜怎么样?

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When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading books You will be reading meanings.

当你掌握了数字,你就不会再读数字了,就像你读书时读单词一样,你也不会再读意义了。

I had a patient once who dreamed she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way.

我曾经有一个病人梦见,除了交配,她把她的丈夫冻死了。很多男人都有这种感觉。

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

就我个人而言,我不喜欢女朋友有丈夫。如果她能骗过她丈夫,我想她也会骗过我。

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

文字一旦印刷出来,就有了自己的生命。