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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

首先，上帝创造了傻瓜。那是练习。然后他制作了校董会。

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Even if I know I shall never change the masses, never transform anything permanent, all I ask is that the good things also have their place, their refuge.

即使我知道我永远不会改变大众，永远不会改变任何永恒的东西，我所要求的只是美好的事物也有它们的位置，它们的避难所。

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Meditation practice isn't about trying to throw ourselves away and become something better, it's about befriending who we are.

冥想练习不是要把自己抛弃，变得更好，而是要和自己成为朋友。

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Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate.

能在黑板上写出比赛大纲的教练多得很。那些赢球的球员会进入他们的球员内部并激励他们。

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Science is simply common sense at its best, that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic.

科学充其量不过是常识，也就是说，在观察上严格准确，在逻辑上对谬误毫不留情。

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Ah, the creative process is the same secret in science as it is in art. They are all the same absolutely.

啊，创造的过程在科学和艺术中都是同样的秘密。它们完全一样。

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If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to immortality.

如果某样东西因为你而活在别人身上，那么你就接近了不朽。

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Paris is an ideal place to become informed, while Venice is a place to think and write.

巴黎是一个获取信息的理想之地，而威尼斯是一个思考和写作的地方。

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Why did I spend all these years playing boring Europeans? I was made for action movies.

为什么这么多年我都在玩无聊的欧洲游戏?我是为动作片而生的。

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When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one.

我妹妹和我一起长大的时候，她被认为是一个很乖很好的人。

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I may not be a first-rate composer, but I am a first-class second-rate composer.

我可能不是一个一流的作曲家，但我是一个一流的二流作曲家。

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When a man starts out to build the world, he starts first with himself.

当一个人开始建造世界时，他首先从自己做起。

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

你所需要的只是爱。但偶尔吃一点巧克力也无妨。

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Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

只有傻瓜才拒绝改变主意。

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Why do you not practice what you preach.

你为什么不言行一致呢?

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Boys turns girls into such idiots.

男孩把女孩变成这样的白痴。

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