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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

首先，上帝创造了傻瓜。那是练习。然后他制作了校董会。

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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

在每个人的生活中，总有那么一段时间，我们内心的火焰熄灭了。然后，它会因为与另一个人的相遇而燃烧起来。我们都应该感谢那些重新点燃内在精神的人。

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I refer to calls for humanitarian intervention in the affairs of another state - a new idea, this - even when they are made under the pretext of defending human rights and freedoms.

我指的是要求对另一个国家的事务进行人道主义干预的呼吁- -这是一种新的想法- -即使是在以捍卫人权和自由为借口的情况下。

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We made some mistakes. We had some managers we didn't like and had to get rid of, and that cost some money. Stuff like that. But overall, we did really well.

我们犯了一些错误。我们有一些经理我们不喜欢，不得不解雇，这花费了一些钱。诸如此类。但总的来说，我们做得很好。

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Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.

已经会读书的人出现在学校，就像已经在殡仪馆做防腐处理一样:人们开始担心失业。

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How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.

父亲坐在孩子的董事会上是多么令人愉快。好像老年人背靠自己栽种的橡树。

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The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy.

古代优秀的战士首先把自己置于失败的可能性之外，然后等待打败敌人的机会。

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It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots.

做这张专辑，然后让那些没有音乐天赋的白痴把它拍下来，这对我来说真是当头一棒。

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My career seems to be a career of non-specific subjects which are all over the place.

我的职业似乎是一个到处都是非特定主题的职业。

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If science fiction is the mythology of modern technology, then its myth is tragic.

如果说科幻小说是现代科技的神话，那么它的神话就是悲剧。

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I'm not the type of player to sit home and practice scales and work on runs.

我不是那种坐在家里练习音阶和跑动的球员。

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

你所需要的只是爱。但偶尔吃一点巧克力也无妨。

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In a room full of people you're always the first one i look for.

在一个挤满人的房间里，你总是我要找的第一个人。

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Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place.

无论你站在哪里，都要成为那个地方的灵魂。

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Practice without improvement is meaningless.

没有进步的实践是没有意义的。

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I never invite idiots to my house.

我从不邀请白痴来我家。

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