In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

首先,上帝创造了傻瓜。那是练习。然后他制作了校董会。

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The question I asked Georges has now become a general one - You, who thought you were superfluous, who thought there was no place for you in society, not only are you not superfluous, you are needed and so those who were beggars become givers.

我问乔治的问题现在已经成为一个普遍的问题——你,你认为你是多余的,你认为你在社会上没有位置,你不仅不是多余的,你是被需要的,所以那些乞丐变成了给予者。

I had friends at school, but I was never part of a gang and I dreamed of that sense of belonging to a group. You know, where people would call me 'Em' and shout across the bar, 'Em, what are you drinking?' after the show.

我在学校有朋友,但我从来没有加入过帮派,我梦想着成为一个团体的一员。你知道,在哪里人们会叫我“他们”,然后隔着酒吧大喊,“他们,你在喝什么?””“演出之后。

Of course, we knew that this meant an attack on the union. The bosses intended gradually to get rid of us, employing in our place child labor and raw immigrant girls who would work for next to nothing.

当然,我们知道这意味着对工会的攻击。老板们打算逐渐解雇我们,在我们的地方雇用童工和没有经验的移民女孩,她们几乎什么都不做。

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

婚姻的核心是回忆;如果你们两个碰巧拥有相同的另一半,并且能够欣赏你们的重播,那么你们的婚姻就是上帝赐予的礼物。

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of foods, get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

追随你的梦想,努力工作,练习和坚持。确保你吃各种各样的食物,得到足够的锻炼,保持健康的生活方式。

Every Friday we'd do a final practice 'walk-through' for the game, and I just remember we were always out on the field dancing and singing together.

每个星期五,我们都会为比赛做最后一次“演练”,我只记得我们总是一起在球场上唱歌跳舞。

How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.

父亲坐在孩子的董事会上是多么令人愉快。好像老年人背靠自己栽种的橡树。

Men rise from one ambition to another: first, they seek to secure themselves against attack, and then they attack others.

人们从一个野心上升到另一个野心:首先,他们寻求保护自己不受攻击,然后他们攻击别人。

Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate.

能在黑板上写出比赛大纲的教练多得很。那些赢球的球员会进入他们的球员内部并激励他们。

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

我和自己达成了一个协议,我说,不管做什么,只要我在表演。

Made room for me, it's too soon to see if I'm happy in your hands. I'm unusually hard to hold on to.

给我腾出空间,现在就看我在你手里是否快乐还为时过早。我很难坚持下去。

People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots.

人们惊讶地发现,很多人认为自己是白痴。

We are now in the middle of the centre of the first half.

我们现在正处在上半场的中心位置。

You might be with her but i still had you first.

你可能和她在一起,但我还是先有了你。

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

只有傻瓜才拒绝改变主意。

Science is a cemetery of dead ideas.

科学是死思想的墓地。