In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

首先,上帝创造了傻瓜。那是练习。然后他制作了校董会。

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Being a full time coach doesn't mean that we practice more than other teams. In fact we have strict regulations about the length of our practices and playing season. The academic schedule here means that I rarely have a full team at any one practice!

作为一名全职教练并不意味着我们比其他球队练习得更多。事实上,我们对训练时间和赛季都有严格的规定。这里的课程表意味着我很少有一个完整的团队在任何一个实践!

As a planning board commissioner, I have to review the applications for development throughout the city, and the bulk of those applications have been for the waterfront. I think the progress the waterfront has made is amazing.

作为规划委员会委员,我必须检讨整个城市的发展申请,而大部分申请都是有关海傍的。我认为海滨的进步是惊人的。

The main concept is that of an international solidarity expressed in practice through worldwide division of labor: free trade is the principal point in the program of internationalism.

主要的概念是通过世界范围的分工在实践中表达的国际团结:自由贸易是国际主义纲领的主要内容。

My impression was, he's walking as though he's made of glass, and if you should touch him he would just shatter apart. I don't know if it was an act or what, but it sure was effective.

我的印象是,他走路的样子就像玻璃做的一样,如果你碰他一下,他就会摔得粉碎。我不知道这是不是一种行为,但它确实有效。

Take young researchers, put them together in virtual seclusion, give them an unprecedented degree of freedom and turn up the pressure by fostering competitiveness.

把年轻的研究人员聚集在一起,让他们实际上与世隔绝,给他们前所未有的自由,并通过培养竞争力来加大压力。

I played a heap of snow in a school play. I was under a sheet, and crawled out when spring came. I often say I'll never reach the same artistic level again.

我在学校的话剧里演了一堆雪。我盖着被单,春天来了,我爬了出来。我常说我再也不能达到同样的艺术水平了。

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

婚姻的核心是回忆;如果你们两个碰巧拥有相同的另一半,并且能够欣赏你们的重播,那么你们的婚姻就是上帝赐予的礼物。

For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth.

因为,无论观察到多少激情,它都能带来洞察;它能给傻瓜、傻瓜和白痴带来某种智慧,尤其是在青年时期。

Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate.

能在黑板上写出比赛大纲的教练多得很。那些赢球的球员会进入他们的球员内部并激励他们。

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

现在空气中有这么多的污染,如果没有我们的肺,就没有地方把这些都放进去。

If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to immortality.

如果某样东西因为你而活在别人身上,那么你就接近了不朽。

There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

这个国家有很多白痴,他们应该和普通人一样得到代表。

Wherever I am, if I've got a book with me, I have a place I can go and be happy.

无论我在哪里,如果我有一本书,我有一个地方我可以去和快乐。

You might be with her but i still had you first.

你可能和她在一起,但我还是先有了你。

My dad took me to my first movie.

我爸爸带我去看了我的第一部电影。

I have made a lot of mistakes.

我犯了很多错误。