I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我把速溶咖啡放进微波炉里,差点让时光倒流。

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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

和几乎所有使用电子邮件的人一样,我每天都会收到大量的垃圾邮件。其中很多都能帮助我摆脱债务或快速致富。如果不是那么令人兴奋,那就有趣了。

The first time I saw E.T., the actual image of an alien, and he was so sweet-looking. I wanted him. I wanted E.T.

我第一次看到外星人他长得那么可爱。我想要他。我想外星人

To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.

养成读书的习惯,就是为自己建造一个避难所,使自己免受生活中几乎所有的不幸。

I haven't stopped playing. If you play all the time, then your chops are up and you tend to grow.

我一直在玩。如果你一直玩,那么你的能力就会提高,你就会成长。

Photography takes an instant out of time, altering life by holding it still.

摄影需要瞬间的时间,通过静止来改变生活。

You don't need coffee. Nobody needs coffee. You can get along without it.

你不需要咖啡。没有人需要咖啡。没有它你也能过得很好。

Starting to feel just a little abused Like a coffee machine in an office.

开始觉得有点像办公室里的咖啡机被滥用了。

Facing my own death brought an instant sense of clarity and purpose.

面对自己的死亡,我立刻有了清醒和目标感。