I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

  • -- Benjamin Franklin 本杰明富兰克林

我想与其说我介意变老,不如说我介意变胖变老。

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So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong. I've never told anyone how old I am. The minute they ask me, I say 'That's none of your business.' So that means I've never once lied about my age. Now that's true!

所以人们认为我一直在谎报年龄?是记录错了。我从来没有告诉过任何人我有多大。他们一问我,我就说:‘这不关你的事。所以这意味着我从来没有谎报过自己的年龄。现在这是真的!

Last year, things were a little different than they are now, ... I guess if you're going to look for reasons, look for excuses, I guess you could say those.

去年的情况和现在有点不同,……我想如果你要找理由,找借口,我想你可以这么说。

I guess real maturity, which most of us never achieve, is when you realize that you're not the center of the universe.

我想真正的成熟是当你意识到你不是宇宙的中心时,这是我们大多数人从未达到的。

There is another old poet whose name I do not now remember who said, "Truth is the daughter of Time."

还有一位老诗人,我不记得他的名字了,他说:“真理是时间的女儿。”

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

金钱买不到幸福,但它能让你在痛苦的时候感到非常舒服。

The only reason i'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

我胖的唯一原因是因为一个小小的身体无法储存所有这些个性。

That fat speed that I love, that sensation, that's what I want.

我爱的那种肥胖速度,那种感觉,那就是我想要的。