I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

我感谢笑声,除了牛奶从我鼻子里出来的时候。

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If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.

如果一个演员知道如何挤牛奶,我总是知道和他做生意并不难。

The cow is milked, not the ox; the sheep is shorn, not the horse.

牛是挤奶的,牛不是挤奶的;剪羊毛的是羊,不是马。

My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.

如果我继续这样逃避现实,我的脑袋会爆炸的。

Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours.

永远接受赞美,即使不是你的赞美。