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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

首先获得事实，然后你可以随意歪曲它们。

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I knew the wild riders and the vacant land were about to vanish forever... and the more I considered the subject, the bigger the forever loomed. Without knowing how to do it, I began to record some facts around me, and the more I looked the more the panorama unfolded.

我知道那些野蛮的骑手和空地将永远消失……我越想这个问题，永远的阴影就越深。不知道该怎么做，我开始记录周围的一些事实，我看得越多，全景就展现得越多。

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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.

相信我，老年是一件美好而愉快的事情。诚然，你被轻轻地推下了舞台，但随后你作为观众得到了一个如此舒适的前排座位。

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It is troublesome sometimes when people get up in your face in public, you know? And say, 'How could you, how dare you?' Well, they don't know me.

有时候人们当着你的面出现在公共场合是很麻烦的，你知道吗?然后说，‘你怎么能，你怎么敢?“嗯，他们不认识我。

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I think probation would have been a more appropriate sentence. I don't think the facts of this case call out for a period of incarceration.

我认为缓刑会更合适。我认为这个案件的事实不适合监禁一段时间。

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

统计学家的定义:一个人相信数据不会说谎，但他承认，在分析中，有些数据也站不住脚。

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At first it was exhilarating but when I realized it wasn't going away, it became scary and claustrophobic. Fame is a weird thing.

一开始很兴奋，但当我意识到它不会消失时，它变得可怕和幽闭恐怖。名声是一件奇怪的事情。

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I'm mistake for a flirt when i'm friendly, a bitch when i'm blunt, shy when i'm Quiet. You just can't please everyone.

我友善的时候会被误认为是调情者，直率的时候会被误认为是泼妇，安静的时候会被误认为是害羞者。你不可能取悦所有人。

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

绘画,n。字体保护平坦表面不受天气影响，并将其暴露给评论家的艺术。

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If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to immortality.

如果某样东西因为你而活在别人身上，那么你就接近了不朽。

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All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

我对社会所能要求的就是请停止告诉我为什么我应该喜欢运动。

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When you get a cute text and you just sit there and smile like an idiot.

当你收到一条可爱的短信，你只是坐在那里，像个傻瓜一样微笑。

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The first lover is kept a long while, when no offer is made of a second.

第一个情人在没有第二个情人的时候，可以维持很长一段时间。

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

中年是你的年龄开始在你的中年左右显现的时候。

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So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.

布莱尔，留下你的英格兰，让我留下我的津巴布韦。

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The right can distort anything it wants.

右派可以歪曲任何它想要的东西。

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