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Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

  • -- Jill Shalvis 吉尔·沙维斯

注意:要认真考虑成为一个酒鬼。

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

康复卡变得如此幽默，如果你没有生病，你就错过了一半的乐趣。

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Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

接受这样的事实:有时候你是一只虫子，有时候你会成为挡风玻璃。

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