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Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people.

  • -- Benny Bellamacina 本尼·贝拉马西娜

梦游是懒人最好的驱魔方法。

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To act with common sense according to the moment, is the best wisdom I know; and the best philosophy is to do one's duties, take the world as it comes, submit respectfully to one's lot; bless the goodness that has given us so much happiness with it,

我所知道的最好的智慧，就是根据当时的情况，用常识行事;最好的哲学是尽自己的责任，顺其自然，恭敬地服从自己的命运;上帝保佑赐予我们如此多幸福的善良，

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Only God may be adored, because only God is unlimited goodness, truth, and beauty, and thus only God deserves unlimited love.

只有上帝可以被崇拜，因为只有上帝是无限的善良，真理和美丽，因此只有上帝值得无限的爱。

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The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.

讲这个笑话的人看到了一些深奥的东西，他们只能用一些愚蠢而强调的东西来表达。

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Some battles don’t have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire.

有些战斗没有赢家。有时候，一个好将军所能希望的最好的结果就是停火。

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

人们总是问我，‘你小时候有趣吗?“不，我是会计。

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Bored people looked for drama and caused trouble.

无聊的人寻找刺激，制造麻烦。

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