When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

当我听到人们谈论杂耍,或者他们为孩子做出的牺牲时,我看着他们就像他们疯了一样,因为“牺牲”意味着有比和孩子在一起更好的事情可做。

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The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. You can always do it better, find the exact word, the apt phrase, the leaping simile.

写作的美妙之处在于,你不必像脑外科医生那样,第一次就把事情做好。你总能做得更好,找到准确的词,恰当的短语,跳跃的比喻。

People always used to say to me, 'Don't you want your own show? That'd be so cool if you had your own show.' I said, 'You know, it's not gonna happen. So - no.'

人们总是对我说,‘你不想要自己的节目吗?如果你有自己的节目那就太酷了。我说,你知道,这不会发生的。所以,没有。”

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

电视是一项发明,它能让你在客厅里受到那些你在家里不会遇到的人的款待。

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

如果你能撒谎,你就能演戏;如果你能对疯狂的女友撒谎,你就能在压力下演戏。

I'm so not macho. It's crazy. My man cave is so not a man cave.

我没有那么大男子气概。这太疯狂了。我的人洞不是人洞。

Don't bring all your eggs to one market.

不要把所有的鸡蛋都带到一个市场。