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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

  • -- Patton Oswalt 巴顿·奥斯瓦尔特

我得喝这么多才能和你一样没意思。

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It's been six years since I have had a drink and I have two girls, and my priorities are a lot different now and I just can't believe I was that guy. And I would not go back, I would not trade the way I am now for anything.

我已经有六年没有喝酒了，我有两个女儿，我现在的生活重心已经大不相同了，我简直不敢相信我就是那个家伙。我不会回去，我不会用现在的方式去交换任何东西。

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Those who take medicine and neglect their diet waste the skill of the physician.

那些服药而忽视饮食的人浪费了医生的医术。

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