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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

  • -- Patton Oswalt 巴顿·奥斯瓦尔特

我得喝这么多才能和你一样没意思。

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They say if you drink Zambezi water with your mother's milk, you are always a slave of Africa, and I am.

他们说如果你喝赞比西河的水和你母亲的奶，你永远是非洲的奴隶，而我就是。

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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.

作家迷迷糊糊地走出他的工作室。他想喝一杯。他需要它。

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