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SS: Jesus is Magic.

  • -- Sarah Silverman 莎拉·西尔弗曼

学生:耶稣是有魔力的。

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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

酒精就像爱情。第一个吻很神奇，第二个吻很亲密，第三个吻很常规。然后你把女孩的衣服脱掉。

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I just knew. There was no movie ending. There was only an ending.

我只知道。没有电影的结局。只有一个结局。

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