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As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

  • -- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

一听到烤肉的消息，我的家人、朋友、女服务员、出租车司机都会给我讲烤肉的笑话。我是大众的代言人。

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One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.

一个人总能想出有趣的清单和笑话。你知道吗?我收回这句话。不是每个人都能想出有趣的清单和一些笑话。我很幸运有这样一个天赋，我可以做得很好。

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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

我试过烤我不喜欢的人，但效果不太好。要么是他们不擅长运动，要么就是我不够风趣。

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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

我一直在想，我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。

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A man must keep his mouth open a long while before a roast pigeon files into it.

一个人必须张大嘴巴很长一段时间，才会有一只烤鸽子飞进他的嘴里。

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