I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

  • -- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

我试过烤我不喜欢的人,但效果不太好。要么是他们不擅长运动,要么就是我不够风趣。

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My tendency as an actor was to correct people, was to say, 'What if we tried it this way, what about if we tried that way?' That's terrible habit for an actor, but that's a good habit for director. So I became a director.

作为一名演员,我倾向于纠正人们的错误,我想说,‘如果我们这样做会怎样?如果我们那样做会怎样?’“这对演员来说是个坏习惯,但对导演来说是个好习惯。所以我成为了一名导演。

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

一听到烤肉的消息,我的家人、朋友、女服务员、出租车司机都会给我讲烤肉的笑话。我是大众的代言人。

A man must keep his mouth open a long while before a roast pigeon files into it.

一个人必须张大嘴巴很长一段时间,才会有一只烤鸽子飞进他的嘴里。

I tried to play rugby but was never very good.

我试着打橄榄球,但从来没有打得很好。