Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

单口相声就像划船:当你选择去做的时候,它很有趣也很浪漫。但是,如果你别无选择,只能呆在划船里,那就没有那么愉快了;这是生存。

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I like to do chill things on dates. I think it would be fun to go to the zoo. I know it's really weird and random, but I love animals. It'd be like a day of doing silly things, while enjoying nature.

我喜欢在约会时放松一下。我想去动物园会很有趣。我知道这很奇怪也很随意,但我喜欢动物。这就像在享受大自然的同时做一些傻事。

You cannot force someone to accept an expression of love. You can only offer it. If it is not accepted, you must respect the other person's decision.

你不能强迫别人接受爱的表达。你只能提供。如果不被接受,你必须尊重他人的决定。

I think the best romantic comedies don't have villains.

我认为最好的浪漫喜剧没有坏人。

I truly don't have any formula for the choices I make.

我真的没有任何公式来解释我所做的选择。

I don't think of death in a romantic way anymore.

我不再以浪漫的方式看待死亡。

Are we having fun yet?

我们玩得开心吗?