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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

单口相声就像划船:当你选择去做的时候，它很有趣也很浪漫。但是，如果你别无选择，只能呆在划船里，那就没有那么愉快了;这是生存。

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I think that that's why I am probably a romantic and a passionate person. But I also have a very disciplined side, very disciplined and very demanding. Sometimes my sense of responsibility is my worst torturer.

我想这就是为什么我可能是一个浪漫而充满激情的人。但我也有非常自律的一面，非常自律，非常苛刻。有时我的责任感是我最大的折磨者。

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Choose The single clenched fist lifted and ready, Or the open hand held out and waiting. Choose: For we meet by one or the other.

选择 那只握紧的拳头举起来，准备好了， 或者那只张开的手伸出来等待着。 选择: 因为我们总有一个相遇。

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Romantic love is an obsession. It possesses you. You lose your sense of self. You can’t stop thinking about another human being.

浪漫的爱情是一种痴迷。它拥有你。你失去了自我意识。你不能停止思考另一个人。

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Activities that seem to represent choices are often inert reproductions of accepted practice.

似乎代表选择的活动往往是对公认实践的惰性复制。

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I'm not ready for another series. I have fun doing other kinds of things.

我还没准备好再拍一个系列。我喜欢做其他事情。

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It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.

害怕和被害怕一样有趣。

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