Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

单口相声就像划船:当你选择去做的时候,它很有趣也很浪漫。但是,如果你别无选择,只能呆在划船里,那就没有那么愉快了;这是生存。

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In a time of tight budgets, difficult choices have to be made. We must make sure our very limited resources are spent on priorities. I believe we should have no higher priority than investing in our children's classrooms and in their future.

在预算紧张的时期,必须做出艰难的选择。我们必须确保我们非常有限的资源用于优先事项。我认为,我们的当务之急应该是投资于我们孩子的教室和他们的未来。

I'd always thought the Rats were good fun, but one of the very nice things about being of Saga age is that I can actually look back and think, When I was younger I was in a great band. It was always a collective thing.

我一直认为老鼠很有趣,但佐贺年龄的好处之一是,我可以回顾过去并思考,当我年轻的时候,我在一个很棒的乐队里。它总是一个集体的东西。

I like to have fun with them. I like to toy with them a little bit. we're making television, after all. Right?

我喜欢和他们一起玩。我喜欢和他们玩一会儿。毕竟我们在制作电视。对吧?

I don't have any romantic ideas about marriage. Trust me. A white dress... ? No. It's not something for me.

我对婚姻没有任何浪漫的想法。相信我。白色的裙子……吗?不。这不是我的菜。

Yeah, romantic comedies are the hardest movies to make. Maybe one works a year.

是的,浪漫喜剧是最难拍的电影。也许一年一个就行。

Don’t think so. We all make our choices, and those choices have consequences.

不这么认为。我们都做出了自己的选择,而这些选择会产生后果。