Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

单口相声就像划船:当你选择去做的时候,它很有趣也很浪漫。但是,如果你别无选择,只能呆在划船里,那就没有那么愉快了;这是生存。

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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

在史前时代,人类在危急时刻往往只有两种选择:战斗或逃跑。在现代,幽默为我们提供了第三种选择;战斗,逃跑,或者大笑。

It was not really a career choice that I had to make. It was something I knew right from the beginning. I had to be an actress... period.

这并不是我必须做出的职业选择。这是我从一开始就知道的。我必须成为一名演员……时期。

My dad was very fun and very adventurous, and from a formative age I learned to value men who would do things on a whim.

我的父亲很有趣,也很有冒险精神,从我的性格形成时期起,我就学会了珍惜那些心血来潮做事的人。

People say the 'Lost Generation' in a romantic sense, but I think it was tragic. They were really lost.

人们说“迷惘的一代”是浪漫的,但我认为这是一场悲剧。他们真的迷路了。

That jam was so much fun that by the end of the tour, we just jammed on all of the songs.

那次即兴演奏非常有趣,到巡演结束时,我们只是跟着所有的歌曲即兴演奏。

I think the best romantic comedies don't have villains.

我认为最好的浪漫喜剧没有坏人。