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I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

  • -- Carlos Alazraqui 卡洛斯·阿拉斯拉奇

我大学时学的是喜剧，但我的专业是娱乐管理——这意味着我不会找到一份真正的工作——所以我开始做一些单口相声。

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Little else is requisite to carry a state to the highest degree of opulence from the lowest barbarism but peace, easy taxes, and a tolerable administration of justice: all the rest being brought about by the natural course of things.

要使一个国家从最低的野蛮状态发展到最富裕的状态，除了和平、轻松的税收和可容忍的司法制度之外，没有什么别的必要条件:其余的一切都是由事物的自然进程所带来的。

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Public swimming pools, recreation centers, summer reading programs, youth jobs programs - they are all shutting their doors. And they are all facilities and programs relied on most heavily by low-income children.

公共游泳池、娱乐中心、暑期阅读项目、青年就业项目——这些都在关门大吉。这些都是低收入儿童最依赖的设施和项目。

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What has been happening the last four years in City Hall is that they have been closing recreation centers, closing libraries. We have not looked after our children in City Hall.

过去四年，市政厅一直在关闭娱乐中心和图书馆。我们没有在市政厅照看我们的孩子。

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There was a huge, tremendous amount of disabled veterans and the Veteran's Administration just wasn't geared up for it. I know for a fact that it's getting better and better.

有大量的残疾退伍军人，退伍军人管理局没有做好准备。我知道情况越来越好了。

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People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun.

人们总是对我说，‘你应该站起来。“发现自己的一些东西是件好事。这让一切都充满活力和乐趣。

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I still do standup.

我仍然站着。

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