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I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

  • -- Carlos Alazraqui 卡洛斯·阿拉斯拉奇

我大学时学的是喜剧，但我的专业是娱乐管理——这意味着我不会找到一份真正的工作——所以我开始做一些单口相声。

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For my part, I make this pledge to all of you: The politics of division, of pitting east against west, urban versus rural, region against region, and people against people will have no place in my Administration.

就我个人而言，我向你们所有人作出这样的承诺:分裂的政治、东方与西方的对立、城市与农村的对立、地区与地区的对立、人民与人民的对立，在我的行政管理中都没有立足之地。

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What has been happening the last four years in City Hall is that they have been closing recreation centers, closing libraries. We have not looked after our children in City Hall.

过去四年，市政厅一直在关闭娱乐中心和图书馆。我们没有在市政厅照看我们的孩子。

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People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun.

人们总是对我说，‘你应该站起来。“发现自己的一些东西是件好事。这让一切都充满活力和乐趣。

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To threaten the institution is to threaten fair administration of justice and protection of liberty.

威胁这一制度就是威胁公平的司法和自由的保护。

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

如果你看比赛，它很有趣。如果你玩它，它是娱乐。如果你努力，那就是高尔夫。

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I still do standup.

我仍然站着。

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