I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

-- Carlos Alazraqui 卡洛斯·阿拉斯拉奇

我大学时学的是喜剧，但我的专业是娱乐管理——这意味着我不会找到一份真正的工作——所以我开始做一些单口相声。

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Little else is requisite to carry a state to the highest degree of opulence from the lowest barbarism but peace, easy taxes, and a tolerable administration of justice: all the rest being brought about by the natural course of things.

要使一个国家从最低的野蛮状态发展到最富裕的状态，除了和平、轻松的税收和可容忍的司法制度之外，没有什么别的必要条件:其余的一切都是由事物的自然进程所带来的。

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For my part, I make this pledge to all of you: The politics of division, of pitting east against west, urban versus rural, region against region, and people against people will have no place in my Administration.

就我个人而言，我向你们所有人作出这样的承诺:分裂的政治、东方与西方的对立、城市与农村的对立、地区与地区的对立、人民与人民的对立，在我的行政管理中都没有立足之地。

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

如果你看比赛，它很有趣。如果你玩它，它是娱乐。如果你努力，那就是高尔夫。

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I still do standup.

我仍然站着。

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