I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father. I'm a man. I take great pride in that.

  • -- Steve Harvey 史蒂夫·哈维

我告诉人们我是一个单口喜剧演员,每周两个小时。剩下的时间,我是别人的丈夫,我是别人的父亲。我一个人。我对此深感自豪。

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The Marcos era was the golden time for the Philippines. We had the lowest crime rate in the world in Manila and real development then. At last, people are starting to understand this.

马科斯时代是菲律宾的黄金时代。当时马尼拉的犯罪率是世界上最低的,经济也得到了真正的发展。人们终于开始明白这一点了。

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.

我真的不知道什么是喜剧演员。我认为这是家庭背景和环境。然而,如果你把同样的成分放在另一个人身上,他可能永远不会说一句有趣的话。

I was spawned by some pretty good people in this business - Mr. Astaire, Mr. Tracy. They stopped and took their time to talk to people.

我是由这个行业的一些非常优秀的人培养出来的——阿斯泰尔先生,特雷西先生。他们停下来,慢慢地和人们交谈。

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.

被认为是调查性新闻的,是发现有人脱下裤子——不管是字面上还是其他方面。

Sometimes I really want to paint somebody and I don't get a photograph that I want to work from.

有时候我真的很想画一个人,但是我没有得到我想要的照片。

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

我有一个很棒的化妆团队。他们是修复自由女神像的同一群人。