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I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father. I'm a man. I take great pride in that.

  • -- Steve Harvey 史蒂夫·哈维

我告诉人们我是一个单口喜剧演员，每周两个小时。剩下的时间，我是别人的丈夫，我是别人的父亲。我一个人。我对此深感自豪。

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I don't know if you're married, but sometimes there are times where one is really together with their partner. And then there are times when you're both just in your own thing, but you're there together.

我不知道你是否结婚了，但有时候一个人真的和他的伴侣在一起。有时你们都在做自己的事情，但你们在一起。

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O gentlemen, the time of life is short. To spend that shortness basely were too long If life did ride upon a dial’s point, Still ending at the arrival of an hour.

先生们，人生苦短。如果生命确实是在一个表盘的指针上度过的，那么，把这短暂的时光虚度就太长了。

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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

我总是在正确的时间和地点。当然，我是自己开车去的。

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The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。

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A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money.

自由主义者是愿意花别人钱的人。

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