The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.

  • -- Lewis Black 刘易斯·布莱克

整个情人节都很好,但是你不能把它和一年中最大的送礼节日放在一起。难以置信。我们发现这是可以接受的。

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This is my saddest story: In grade school, they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did.

这是我最悲伤的故事:在小学,他们会让我们打开情人节卡片,大声读出来。我总是给自己寄贺卡,因为没有人这么做。

A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up, that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing left to celebrate but the dead.

节日是庆祝一些已经结束的事情,那是很久以前的事了,现在除了死者没有什么可庆祝的了。

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

如果让我来选择你,并把你称为我的爱人,那么,你每天都是我的情人。

Today is declared an unscheduled holiday.

今天被宣布为临时假日。