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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

  • -- George Mikes 乔治·米克斯

玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。

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For me, I put down the best suggestion I have and they throw it. They still have to execute the pitches. I kept yelling at Freddy, 'Stay aggressive. Stay after them.' That's all I can do. It's their game all the time, so I'm lucky I get to catch these guys.

对我来说，我把我最好的建议写下来，他们就把它扔了。他们仍然要执行投球。我不停地对弗莱迪大喊:‘保持侵略性。保持。“我只能这么做。这一直是他们的游戏，所以我很幸运能抓住这些家伙。

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As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

一听到烤肉的消息，我的家人、朋友、女服务员、出租车司机都会给我讲烤肉的笑话。我是大众的代言人。

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I would not say I'm an aggressive shopper. I want to be; I aspire to be an aggressive shopper. I am a meek, meek shopper.

我不会说我是一个积极的购物者。我想成为;我渴望成为一名积极的购物者。我是一个非常温顺的购物者。

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Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

那些装在爆竹里的奖品是个笑话。我曾经有一个放大镜。它做得太差劲了，蚂蚁们都在嘲笑它。

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