Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

  • -- George Mikes 乔治·米克斯

玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。

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Men's need to dominate women may be based in their own sense of marginality or emptiness; we do not know its root, and men are making no effort to discover it.

男性主导女性的需求可能基于他们自己的边缘化或空虚感;我们不知道它的根源,人们也没有努力去发现它。

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

我对自己的皮肤感到很舒服。当有人拿我的体重开玩笑时,我会很生气。这不是真的。我在我应该在的地方。

I'm a wet liberal really, and always have been. But I'm sort of an aggressive wet liberal.

我是一个彻头彻尾的自由主义者,而且一直都是。但我是一个激进的湿自由派。