Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

  • -- George Mikes 乔治·米克斯

玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。

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I think that London is very much like that. I find there's humour in the air and people are interesting. And I think that it's a place which is constantly surprising. The worst thing about it? I think it can be smug and aggressive.

我认为伦敦很像那样。我发现空气中有幽默,人们很有趣。我认为这是一个不断让人惊讶的地方。最糟糕的是什么?我认为这可能是自鸣得意和咄咄逼人。

I thought we were aggressive across the board defensively, and you could just see it grow. As the game went along, you could see the confidence grow. It showed in the fourth quarter.

我认为我们在防守上很有侵略性,你可以看到它在增长。随着比赛的进行,你可以看到信心的增长。这在第四季度有所体现。

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

一听到烤肉的消息,我的家人、朋友、女服务员、出租车司机都会给我讲烤肉的笑话。我是大众的代言人。

A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.

很多笑话都有一些下流的内容。但大部分都是角色的情况导致了最终的回报。