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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

  • -- George Mikes 乔治·米克斯

玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。

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I was very slender and small. All my friends were on the team, so I had to make it too. I was a very aggressive player. I wanted to be one of the best, but I just ended up as one of the good ones.

我又瘦又小。我所有的朋友都在队里，所以我也必须参加。我是一个非常有侵略性的球员。我想成为最好的，但我只是其中一个好。

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I would not say I'm an aggressive shopper. I want to be; I aspire to be an aggressive shopper. I am a meek, meek shopper.

我不会说我是一个积极的购物者。我想成为;我渴望成为一名积极的购物者。我是一个非常温顺的购物者。

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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

我不想和一个无聊的人在一起，因为我总是笑。我喜欢开别人的玩笑，喜欢挖苦人。

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I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。

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