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If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

  • -- Orson Welles 奥森·威尔斯

如果没有女人，我们还会蹲在洞穴里吃生肉，因为我们创造文明是为了给我们的女朋友留下深刻的印象。

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What it values most of all is the sum total of events and the advance of civilization, which carries individuals along with it; but, indifferent to details, it cares less to have them real than noble or, rather, grand and complete.

它最看重的是所有事件和文明进步的总和，而文明进步也带来了个人;但是，对细节漠不关心，它更关心的是高尚，或者，更确切地说，宏大和完整，而不是真实的细节。

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Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

当你外出时，一定要考虑外表。让你的女朋友给你剪指甲之类的。

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You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.

当一个女人和一个错误的男人在一起时，你总能看出来，因为她有太多话要说，而事实上什么都没发生。

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I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

我总是说，现在我是在我的金色年华。因为自从我离婚后，我所有的女朋友都是金发碧眼的。

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Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.

女人是万能之神的一个谜，用来向男人证明他知道的比他们多。

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Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.

男人是不同的。当他们恋爱时，他们也可能有其他女朋友。

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When humor goes, there goes civilization.

幽默消失了，文明也就消失了。

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I've never been anti-women.

我从来没有反对过女性。

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