If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

  • -- Orson Welles 奥森·威尔斯

如果没有女人,我们还会蹲在洞穴里吃生肉,因为我们创造文明是为了给我们的女朋友留下深刻的印象。

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Julian Assange is certainly no hero. The man behind WikiLeaks issued threats as if he were Dr. No bent on ending civilization as we know it. We will find him, lock him up, and throw away the key. But give the man credit; for a week the truth was laid bare.

朱利安•阿桑奇当然不是英雄。维基解密背后的人发出了威胁,仿佛他是决心终结我们所知的文明的诺博士。我们会找到他,把他锁起来,然后扔掉钥匙。但要称赞那人。整整一个星期,真相大白于天下。

I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That's been my approach, for the most part.

我对女人很敏感。我看到我妹妹是如何被男朋友对待的。我读过这样一段话,当你和一个女人在一起的时候,想象一下如果你是她的父亲,你会有什么感觉。在很大程度上,这就是我的方法。

Thus lynch law held sway in the far West until civilization spread into the Territories and the orderly processes of law took its place. The emergency no longer existing, lynching gradually disappeared from the West.

因此,私刑法在遥远的西方占据主导地位,直到文明传播到各个地区,法律的有序进程取而代之。紧急情况不再存在,私刑逐渐从西方消失。

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

你知道,我的梦中情人可能明天就会出现。我长大了,也更聪明了,我想我会成为一个很好的女朋友。我生活在充满浪漫可能性的世界里。

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

谢天谢地,我从没打过架。所有的运动员都讨厌我,但是他们所有的女朋友都认为我很好,所以他们不会碰我。这激怒了他们。

Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

男人喜欢战争,因为战争让他们看起来很严肃。因为只有这样才能让女人不再嘲笑她们。

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.

你知道我什么时候觉得内在美吗?当我和我的女朋友们在一起的时候,我们有一个“女神圈”。

The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed.

投票对女性毫无意义。我们应该武装起来。