A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
喜剧演员
Comedian
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
看电视就像给你的第三只眼睛涂上黑色喷漆。
Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.
我从小就有喜剧演员的态度。
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
我们没有投入足够的科学研究来寻找治疗混蛋的方法。
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
当我告诉我的朋友我要成为一名喜剧演员时，他们嘲笑我。
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
我们都是用死亡来换取生命，所以在这两者之间的一切都应该是免费的。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
文明对我来说有太多的规则，所以我尽我最大的努力重写它们。
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
没有一种劳动是不体面的;如果他们做对了。
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
如果我们都有同样的幽默感，这将是一个多么奇怪的世界。
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
父母对正义不感兴趣，他们对和平与安宁感兴趣。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
我并不总是黑人……有个雀斑，它变得越来越大。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
不是每只闭着的眼睛都在睡觉，也不是每只睁开的眼睛都在看东西。
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
我和很多喜剧演员合作过，而不是漫画，虽然我也和漫画合作过，但我能分辨出来。
When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
当我开始写的时候，我从来没有想过评论。我从来没有想过人们会怎么评价我，我只是一个年轻人，对成为喜剧演员和演员感到兴奋，我只想做我该做的事。
It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
认识到什么能让你快乐，这是一个很好的开始。
It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
它是全能的力量，是大自然的光辉，然后是你。
I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.
我曾经有一个理论，如果你有一个美好的童年，美满的婚姻，银行里有一点钱，你就会成为一个糟糕的喜剧演员。