A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
约会
Dating
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
真奇怪，我从来不希望别人有什么不好的，除了两三个前女友。
I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
我希望我在和宝莱坞英雄中的一位女士约会。“他们华丽。其中任何一个。
I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.
我不知道我们当中有谁的恋爱关系是完全诚实的——它不存在。
However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
不管你有多成功，亲密的关系是无可替代的。我们都需要它们。
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
我认为更多的约会是日程安排。而是需要了解你工作日程的人。
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
如果你能撒谎，你就能演戏;如果你能对疯狂的女友撒谎，你就能在压力下演戏。
I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.
我不说我在和谁约会，因为当你们分手的时候，你们会在媒体上重温这段感情。
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
我男朋友叫我“公主”，但我觉得自己更像“猴子”和“傻子”。
Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?
一般来说，人际关系会让人有点紧张。它是关于信任。我足够信任你去那里吗?
I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.
我开始和年长的男人约会，我会爱上他们。我以为他们能教会我生活。
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
事实上，我所知道的所有关系都建立在谎言和相互接受的错觉的基础上。
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
你知道我什么时候觉得内在美吗?当我和我的女朋友们在一起的时候，我们有一个“女神圈”。
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You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.
当一个女人和一个错误的男人在一起时，你总能看出来，因为她有太多话要说，而事实上什么都没发生。
At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.
在今年的公开赛上，我将有五个男朋友。
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
我是一个无可救药的浪漫主义者，我爱宠我的女朋友。
I've dated a number of 'mama's boys.'
我和很多“妈妈的男孩”约会过。
I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.
我的男朋友够多了，问题也够多了。我已经看够了火车残骸。
Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.
没有什么是完美的。生活是混乱的。人际关系是复杂的。结果是不确定的。人是非理性的。