A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
约会
Dating
Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.
没有什么是完美的。生活是混乱的。人际关系是复杂的。结果是不确定的。人是非理性的。
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
就我个人而言，我不喜欢女朋友有丈夫。如果她能骗过她丈夫，我想她也会骗过我。
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
也许你能从一段变糟的关系中期待的最多的就是走出这段关系，唱几首好听的歌。
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
看着你的女儿被她的约会对象接走，感觉就像把一百万美元的斯特拉迪瓦里交给一只大猩猩。
It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.
在人际关系和所有任务中，我们似乎必须只专注于最重要的事情。
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
我总是说，现在我是在我的金色年华。因为自从我离婚后，我所有的女朋友都是金发碧眼的。
I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
我有很多男朋友，我想让你写下来。每到一个国家，我都有一个不同的男朋友。我吻他们所有人。
You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.
当一个女人和一个错误的男人在一起时，你总能看出来，因为她有太多话要说，而事实上什么都没发生。
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
如果你没有情人节礼物，那就和你的女朋友们出去玩，不要去找别人。对的时候，他们会来找你的。
Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.
约会真的很难，因为每个人都在装模作样。很难看清谁是谁，所以做你自己很重要。
I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.
我想我有点像今天所谓的书呆子。我没有女朋友，而且我真的不是一个很合群的男孩。
It's difficult dating as an actor because your free time is precious. The guy I end up with someday is going to have to love traveling.
作为一名演员，约会很困难，因为你的空闲时间很宝贵。总有一天，和我在一起的那个人会爱上旅行。
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I've dated a number of 'mama's boys.'
我和很多“妈妈的男孩”约会过。
I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.
我对约会游戏一无所知。我不知道如何和一个特定的人交谈并建立联系。我只是认为你必须一个人一个人地去，尽可能地与人相处。
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
当你外出时，一定要考虑外表。让你的女朋友给你剪指甲之类的。
You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.
你不能停止爱或想要爱，因为当爱是对的时候，它就是世界上最好的东西。当你在一段关系中，感觉很好，即使你的生活中没有什么是对的，你会觉得你的整个世界都是完整的。
I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.
我甚至无法向你解释那种感觉有多糟糕，我把和一个女人约会等同于惩罚、羞耻、内疚、失望、指责、谴责和迫害。这是一个噩梦。
I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you're dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night.
我不怎么谈论我的私生活。这是一件奇怪、有趣和奇怪的事情。有时候你和某人聊天，狗仔队拍下了你的照片，然后人们决定你在约会。如果我试着回答人们说的每件事，我会整晚不睡。