A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
狗
Dogs
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
对他的狗来说，每个人都是拿破仑;因此，狗一直很受欢迎。
We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.
我们有了一只新的小狗，这就够了!两个孩子和三条狗就够了。
In my house, we speak Spanglish to the dogs, to the grandchildren, to the kids.
在我家，我们对狗、孙子孙女和孩子们说西班牙英语。
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
狗咬人不是新闻，人咬狗才是新闻。
Own kin are the worst friends,"said the fox, when he saw the foxy dogs after him.”
“亲族是最坏的朋友，”狐狸说，当他看到狐狸后面的狗。
I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover - but I'm only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs.
我不喜欢猫。我是一个爱狗的人——但我只是一个爱低过敏性的狗。
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
一般来说，男人对他们的马和狗的品种比对他们的孩子更小心。
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
任何不喜欢狗又想让它们到处乱跑的人都不配入主白宫。
I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.
我喜欢狗，但是狗，你必须和狗呆在乡下。我不能在街上遛狗。
I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.
我一向不喜欢狗，它们是懦夫的保护者，而这些懦夫本身又缺乏与攻击者搏斗的勇气。
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
在这个世界上有两件事不会持续太久，那就是狗追车和专业人士打标准杆。
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
如果你和狗住在一起，就养一根棍子。毕竟，这就是猎犬的牙齿——当它想咬的时候就咬!
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I can't tell you how many hot dogs I've eaten in my life.
我无法告诉你我这辈子吃了多少热狗。
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
我爱狗。他不做任何政治上的事情。
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
如果狗不把你放在第一位，你们两个在哪里?在什么关系?狗需要上帝。它依靠你的眼神，你的愿望而存在。它甚至和你一样幽默。这大约发生在第五年。如果这种情况没有发生，你只是养了一只动物。
I have three dogs and a cockatoo.
我有三只狗和一只鹦鹉。
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
狗最大的乐趣是你可以和它一起出洋相，它不但不会骂你，而且还会出洋相。
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
我总是喜欢狗，只要它不是倒着拼写的。