A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
狗
Dogs
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
狗最大的乐趣是你可以和它一起出洋相，它不但不会骂你，而且还会出洋相。
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
狗从人身上得到的乐趣比人从狗身上得到的乐趣还要多，原因很明显，在这两种动物中，人更可笑。
Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.
人类就像狗，而不是神——只要你不生气，他们就会咬你——但保持生气，你就永远不会被咬。狗不尊重谦逊和悲伤。
I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
我不会让野狗把写着稿子的人赶出家门。我得到了我的那份。我做了好吧。但我通常做一些独立的事情，因为这是我的工作。
I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.
我找到一个地方会让你大吃一惊。人们过去住在那里，但现在那里杂草丛生，没有人去那里。绝对没有人——只有我……只有一座小房子和一个花园。和两只狗。
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
很多已婚人士和他们的狗都有很好的关系，但是当你单身的时候，你的狗是你房子里唯一活着的东西，这是一种非常特殊的关系，我想让凯茜拥有这种关系。
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
如果狗不把你放在第一位，你们两个在哪里?在什么关系?狗需要上帝。它依靠你的眼神，你的愿望而存在。它甚至和你一样幽默。这大约发生在第五年。如果这种情况没有发生，你只是养了一只动物。
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
世界上最可爱的动物是一只湿狗
My feet are dogs.
我的脚是狗。
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
如果你和狗住在一起，就养一根棍子。毕竟，这就是猎犬的牙齿——当它想咬的时候就咬!
Scratch first, itch later.
先抓，后痒。
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
我总是喜欢狗，只要它不是倒着拼写的。
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
任何不喜欢狗又想让它们到处乱跑的人都不配入主白宫。