A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.
如果你在某件事上找不到幽默的元素，那说明你还不够认真。
A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knows his stuff and must do a lot of deep research.
有趣而有趣的阅读，威尔赛尔夫知道他的东西，必须做很多深入的研究。
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
如果你认为自己太小了，无法发挥作用，那么你就从来没有和蚊子一起睡过床。
I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.
我不是说他在电话里哭得像个男人，但他听起来很难过。
The nuisance of her presence outweighs the gratification to be derived from tormenting her.
她的存在带来的麻烦超过了折磨她所带来的满足感。
Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat.
幽默就像一团又大又热的火，这就是真理，读者能感受到它的热度。
Armour... is part of a state of mind... in which you admit the possibility... of being hit.
甲……是一种精神状态的一部分…你承认…的打击。
I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!
我想我知道我的生活哪里出了问题。全世界都是舞台，而我是个差劲的演员!
You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.
你知道一天结束时最好的事情是什么吗?明天，一切将重新开始。
I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
我没有穿得很疯狂——我穿得像一匹马。因为一个非常合理和理智的原因。
Honestly who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?
老实说，谁会把汉堡放在无糖豆腐咖喱旁边，除非他们想买你的灵魂?
Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male.
别让我朝你扔靴子，因为我会的，你这个脾气暴躁的高睾酮驱动的男人。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。
I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men.
我正在进行离婚排毒减肥。我只吃年轻人。
He raised his sunglasses and saw a young woman in an impossibly brief dress with an improbably welcoming smile.
他抬起太阳镜，看见一个年轻女子穿着一件短得令人难以置信的衣服，脸上带着令人难以置信的欢迎微笑。
There are a lot of fun vacation spots in the universe; the bug-pits of Aylorta Five are not one of them.
宇宙中有很多有趣的度假胜地;艾洛塔五镇的臭虫坑不在其中。
A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
一项新的研究表明，严重的恐惧症会加速衰老。但如果我最大的恐惧是衰老呢?
life is like wheel it goes around and comes around.
生活就像轮子，它不停地转啊转。