A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
I have a head for business and a body for sin. Unfortunately, the sin appears to be gluttony.
我有经商的头脑，有犯罪的身体。不幸的是，这种罪似乎是暴饮暴食。
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
幽默是当我们比以往更快更直接地被告知真相时所发生的事情。
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
你知道，做一个男人不容易。我今天得穿好衣服，还有其他的压力。
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
没有人愿意放弃一个周末精心打扮的借口，并试图超越他人。
Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douche bag, but he was always my best friend.
有时他很奇怪，有时他是笨蛋队长，但他一直是我最好的朋友。
If you were going to be successful in the world of crime, you needed a reputation for honesty.
如果你想在犯罪领域取得成功，你需要诚实的名声。
In fact the bare adjective "bad" hardly scratches the surface of the man's awesome incapacity.
事实上，“坏”这个简单的形容词很难触及这个男人可怕的无能的表面。
We couldn't bring the sheep back to life, so there was nothing for it but to eat the evidence.
我们无法让羊起死回生，所以除了吃证据，它别无他法。
Look on the bright side: if you cause an inferno, you can always put it out with a tidal wave.
往好的方面想:如果你引起了一场大火，你总可以用海啸把它扑灭。
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
我以为放屁是人类的行为。跟屁股有关，或者别的什么。
My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.
我的事业起伏不定。然后我想我的幽默被束之高阁了;莎士比亚不是我的菜。
A day without someone to hold you or a day without someone to share, is a day easily forgotten.
没有人拥抱你的日子，或者没有人分享的日子，都是很容易被遗忘的日子。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
时尚不过是一种诱发的流行病。
Dream is not what we see in sleep. Dream is that which doesn't allow us to sleep...
梦不是我们在睡梦中看到的东西。梦是不允许我们睡觉的……
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
我反对设置警戒线，但我不知道如何表达。
Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.
每个人都被一群自愿的间谍包围着。
Stop worrying about life, no one survived it.
别再担心生活了，没人能活下来。