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Honestly who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?

  • -- Amy Lane 艾米·莱恩

老实说，谁会把汉堡放在无糖豆腐咖喱旁边，除非他们想买你的灵魂?

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Writing is like a lump of coal. Put it under enough pressure and polish it enough and you might just end up with a diamond. Otherwise, you can burn it to keep warm.

写作就像一块煤。把它放在足够大的压力下，打磨得足够好，最终你可能会得到一颗钻石。否则，你可以燃烧它来保暖。

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Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

想过成为僵尸喜剧演员，但当他们吃你活着，他们真的吃了你!!

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