A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
丈夫
Husband
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
丈夫是情人的遗留物，在神经被抽离之后。
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
当一个男人退休时，他的妻子得到丈夫的两倍，但只有一半的收入。
Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
女佣除了丈夫别无所求，一旦有了丈夫，她们什么都想要。
I like to make my husband like me more, and he likes it when I'm wearing makeup.
我想让我丈夫更喜欢我，他也喜欢我化妆。
My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes.
我的第一任丈夫，是的，我违背母亲的意愿，从匈牙利和他私奔了。
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.
如果他不爱我这个女人，我就不要一个把我当作王后来尊敬的丈夫。
I'm a strong person, I'm a strong family man, I'm a strong husband and a strong father.
我是一个坚强的人，我是一个坚强的家庭男人，我是一个坚强的丈夫和父亲。
I'm kind of lazy. I like to lie around with my husband and watch TV and stuff like that.
我有点懒。我喜欢和我丈夫躺在一起看电视之类的。
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
忠诚的女人都是一样的，她们只考虑自己的忠诚，从不考虑自己的丈夫。
My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.
我丈夫不喜欢我接受采访，因为我说得太多了。不说话就不麻烦。
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
有人请我讲几句关于我丈夫方的事。又短又便宜怎么样?
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
让妻子让丈夫高兴地回家，让他让她难过地看到他离开。
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沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
就我个人而言，我不喜欢女朋友有丈夫。如果她能骗过她丈夫，我想她也会骗过我。
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
作为一个家庭主妇，我觉得如果我丈夫下班回家时孩子们还活着，那么，嘿，我完成我的工作了。
For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me and our two kids.
为了我的孩子，我什么都做。我们几乎每天晚上都吃饭，只有我们四个人:我丈夫、我和我们的两个孩子。
Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
有时候我觉得我丈夫太棒了，我不知道他为什么和我在一起。我不知道我是否足够好。但如果我能让他快乐，那么我就是我想成为的一切。
Looking back now, thinking about that moment in the lights, with my heart pounding, Oscar in my hand, all I can say is I am grateful and humbled - still to this day. Next to marrying my husband and the birth of my children, it is one of the best days ever.
现在回想起来，想起那一刻在灯光下，我的心怦怦直跳，奥斯卡就在我的手中，我所能说的就是我很感激，也很谦卑——直到今天。除了嫁给我的丈夫和生下我的孩子，这是我一生中最美好的日子之一。
A husband without faults is a dangerous observer.
没有缺点的丈夫是个危险的观察者。