You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

当你能在额头上捏上一英寸的时候，你就知道自己变胖了。

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

你知道，霍布斯，有时候甚至连我的飞船内裤都不管用。

You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that.

你知道的,我说我这个问题,我需要更仔细地读阿克伦的文本,因为它是太多,太多的幻想,所以我忙着其他东西,这很有趣,很高兴听到有人在仔细研究,现在我知道一点。

You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.

你知道，我一直在想，如果有人拍了一部从头到尾都很顺利的浪漫喜剧，那一定会很有趣。

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

你知道，对我来说这个奇怪的词很有趣。我听说很多次它已经没有意义了。

You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.

你知道，他会去看不同的有趣的书，因为他希望他的角色是不同的，做不同的脸。我在他的房间里看到一本有趣的书，看起来就像他正在扮演的那个角色。是关于一只鸭子的。

You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?

你知道，这只是我工作的另一个展示，一个有趣的展示，因为纸牌和普通塔罗牌很不一样，不是吗?

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

你知道，实际上有人称赞我今天的驾驶技术。他们在挡风玻璃上留了一个小纸条，上面写着“停车罚款”。

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

你知道，洛恩和那个节目的有趣之处在于，你可以做一百多万件事，但在一个精打细算的行业里，他仍然喜欢嘲笑小事情，并围绕它制作节目。

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.

你知道，即使是在这份工作中，也有一些事情是你从未想过要面对的。一种会飞的灵长类动物就是其中之一。

You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great scientific and technological advances, man has not the faintest idea of who he is or what he is doing.

你生活在一个精神错乱的时代，比以往更加错乱，因为尽管科学技术取得了巨大的进步，人们却一点也不知道自己是谁，自己在做什么。

You live in the age of interdependence. Borders don't count for much or stop much, good or bad, anymore.

你们生活在一个相互依赖的时代。边界不再重要，也不再重要，无论是好是坏。

You must be careful when you ask people whether they’re happy; it’s a question that can upset them a great deal.

当你问别人是否幸福时，你必须小心;这个问题会让他们很不高兴。

You need to be silly to be funny.

要想有趣，你就得傻。

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

你应该经常去参加别人的葬礼，否则他们不会来参加你的。