Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

  • -- Scott Roeben 斯科特·鲁本

那些装在爆竹里的奖品是个笑话。我曾经有一个放大镜。它做得太差劲了,蚂蚁们都在嘲笑它。

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

每讲十个笑话,你就有一百个敌人。