Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

你有没有注意到,开车比你慢的人是白痴,开车比你快的人是疯子?

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The people in charge, globally, are maniacs. They are maniacs, and unless we do something about it these people are going to deprive us of a future.

全球的掌权者都是疯子。他们是疯子,除非我们采取措施,否则这些人将剥夺我们的未来。

I have always noticed that in portraits of really great writers the mouth is always firmly closed.

我总是注意到,在真正伟大作家的画像中,嘴巴总是紧闭的。

Don't believe the things you tell yourself so late at night. You are your own worst enemy.

不要相信你在深夜对自己说的话。你是自己最大的敌人。

Once you get over the first hill, there is always a new, higher one lurking, of course.

当然,一旦你翻过了第一座山,总会有一座新的、更高的山潜伏着。

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

我注意到我从来没有说过的话对我有任何伤害。