Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

你有没有注意到,开车比你慢的人是白痴,开车比你快的人是疯子?

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I don't analyze what I'm doing. I've read convincing interpretations of my work, and sometimes I've noticed something that I wasn't aware of, but I think, at this point, people read into my work out of habit. Or I'm just very, very smart.

我不分析我在做什么。我读过对我作品令人信服的解释,有时我注意到一些我没有意识到的东西,但我认为,在这一点上,人们阅读我的作品是出于习惯。或者我只是非常非常聪明。

The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day.

为自己工作的不幸之处在于,你的老板是世界上最糟糕的。除了圣诞节,我每天工作半天。

The people in charge, globally, are maniacs. They are maniacs, and unless we do something about it these people are going to deprive us of a future.

全球的掌权者都是疯子。他们是疯子,除非我们采取措施,否则这些人将剥夺我们的未来。

I would take up any small job on the sets, just so that I could hang around with the hope of getting noticed.

我愿意在片场做一些小工作,这样我就可以在片场闲荡,希望能引起别人的注意。

All you have to do is know where you're going. The answers will come to you of their own accord.

你所要做的就是知道你要去哪里。答案会自动出现在你面前。